Lyrics

[Chorus] I just saw the gayest guy on Earth I just saw the gayest guy on Earth I just saw the gayest guy on Earth I just saw the gayest guy on Earth [Verse 1] He hangs around in Allston (Fuckin' fruit) He always wears a tree shirt His favorite band is Roadsaw He's out at The Model Café (You fuckin' fruit) [Chorus] I just saw the gayest guy on Earth I just saw the gayest guy on Earth I just saw the gayest guy on Earth I just saw the gayest guy on Earth [Verse 2] He hangs out with Toxic Narcotic He's got a tribal tattoo His best friend is Joe Bonni He's got his eyebrow pierced (You fuckin' fruit) [Chorus] I just saw the gayest guy on Earth I just saw the gayest guy on Earth I just saw the gayest guy on Earth I just saw the gayest guy on Earth (You fuckin' fruit) [Verse 3] He has purple dreadlocks He works at Herrell's Ice Cream He wears an "Allston Rock City" t-shirt I hope you fucking die [Outro] I just saw the gayest guy on Earth I just saw the gayest guy on Earth I just saw the gayest guy on Earth I just saw the gayest guy on Earth I just saw the gayest guy on Earth I just saw the gayest guy on Earth I just saw the gayest guy on Earth I just saw the gayest guy on Earth I just saw the gayest guy on Earth I just saw the gayest guy on Earth I just saw the gayest guy on Earth