Everyone in Anal Cunt Is Dumb

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Is that Scott and Tim, or Gilbert and Lewis I let them in the band, didn't know that they'd screw us Mike Mahan had no brains, Tim has no spine Fred's a fucking asshole, and Paul would always whine First we had a spic, a pollack, and a geek Who'll play guitar for Anal Cunt next week? Seth's an alcoholic, Tim can't play drums Everyone in Anal Cunt is dumb Fred had his hair in those stupid fucking braids Tim has a kid, but he never gets laid John dyed his hair, so we kicked him out of the band Scott's got a dumb tattoo on his hand