Mononeucleosis

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Allan Sherman - Pop

Mononeucleosis

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Lyrics

Mononucleosis is the kissing disease It's very hard to shake it, but you get it with ease So if you're really sweet sixteen and never been kissed How come you're on the mononucleosis list? Mononucleosis Will make you very sick So baby, get your Blue Cross card And kiss me quick Mononucleosis was discovered one day By a very famous scientist the following way: He grabbed his lab assistant, and when she gave a lurch He whispered, "Cool it, baby, we're just doing research." Mononucleosis Will give you quite a scare But baby, come and kiss me We've got Medicare Mononucleosis is contagious, but nice Once I knew a fella who contracted it twice First he kissed his girlfriend and endangered his life And while he was recovering, he kissed his wife Yes that's the diagnosis It's the kissing disease So baby, come as close as You wish or you please 'Cause mononucleosis Will raise your temperature So let's continue kissing till they find the cure

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  • Allan Sherman