Lyrics

[Verse 1: Joe Black] Xulmart, the price is always right Bill never sleeps, so we open all night Y'all hear that thunder? Nah, that's Lee skippin' To send an axe in your back, free shippin' We only sell merch, lost my rights Fuck your verse Every shirt's the wrong size, plus curse Everything goes, selling all that shit, fuck it You can buy a load of of my dick and suck it [Chorus: Billy Obey] You can buy the coolest merch in the world at Xulmart.com (You can expect excellent customer service) (That's one hundred percent satisfaction) You can buy the coolest merch in the world at Xulmart.com (Dеath with every purchase) (Uh, I put a bomb in your packagе) [Verse 2: Billy Obey] I would never lie to a Xuligan, to tell the truth All the hoodies that we carry are bullet proof And flame-resistant, buy a BIC lighter, set it on fire, and try it (Ah!) That's a fuckin' nice one, isn't it? So I might slash throats, might slash prices Plus, we carry big boy fat sizes So, get your order in, thank you for orderin' Hats that are made in an over-seas orphanage (Oh shit) At least I hope so [Chorus: Billy Obey] You can buy the coolest merch in the world at Xulmart.com (You can expect excellent customer service) (That's one hundred percent satisfaction) You can buy the coolest merch in the world at Xulmart.com (Death with every purchase) (Uh, I put a bomb in your package) [Verse 3: Whipstick] Shop smart, shop Xulmart Slam your fists on top of the keyboard while pullin' your cart Tryin' to throw [?] on your house [?] And tryin' to cease the return on your taxes, the federal part Shipping death, it's a plague in a box Fun Time Gang stocks, don't complain about the cost Unless you wanna write a letter, shove it up your fuckin' ass With it marked "return to sender" 'cause nobody fuckin' asked (Bitch) [Chorus: Billy Obey] You can buy the coolest merch in the world at Xulmart.com (You can expect excellent customer service) (That's one hundred percent satisfaction) You can buy the coolest merch in the world at Xulmart.com (Death with every purchase) (Uh, I put a bomb in your package) [Verse 4: Mr 8 Legz] FunTimeGang.com if you want our back catalogue Anything newer than that? Don't know what to tell you, dog Got the URL, can't remember what it's called Legz, stop being a prick and just do your fuckin' job! (Oh yeah) Xulmart where you check out with a full cart packed with cool art Done by a genius, too sweet? More like too smart (Bitch) Called merchandise because you can literally get merch and die Complete your purchase, guy Before I victimize another woman, Lee, avert your eyes (Get the fuck over here!) [Chorus: Billy Obey, Mr 8 Legz] You can buy the coolest merch in the world at Xulmart.com (What your parents got?) (PayPal, Venmo, Bitcoin, or CashApp?) You can buy the coolest merch in the world at Xulmart.com (Don't even ask, [?] game) (Let 'em figure it out later, dog, fuck that)