Kill ’em with Kindness

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Lee Carver] Every time I stab yours, my face smiles I refrain from the telephone dials to authorities I need some more of these therapeutic sessions Got a gym bag packed with a vast array of weapons Are we having fun now? Cut your tongue out, how ill is this? Slit a hole in your back and treat you like a ventriloquist Dummy, I can see that you're mad at me But every bone is funny that I ripped from your anatomy [Verse 2: Mr. 8 Legz] Not sure of what these pills are, but they get me high They'll transform a negative guy to Mr. Politе I prefer you feel comfy, reason thosе ropes are too tight Plus I adjusted the lights so the camera's on your good side Apologies, gorgeous! I know the basement's outdated But I've been paintin' my blade, just the way to make this amazing You'll die in color! Every gash matches the floral arrangement Plus the crimsons really add to the overall presentation Thanks to you, boo [Chorus 1: Lee Carver, Billy Obey, Billy Obey, Lee Carver, Joe Black, Whipstick, & Mr. 8 Legz] I help old ladies when they crossin' the street Then I smack 'em in they faces and steal the shoes off they feet (Woohoo!) If you gotta kill 'em, then kill 'em with kindness (Slut!) If you gotta kill 'em, then kill 'em with kindness I pick out my dog's poop when I go to the park Then I walk down the street and throw that shit in your yard If you gotta kill 'em, then kill 'em with kindness (Slut!) If you gotta kill 'em, then kill 'em with kindness (Bitch!) [Verse 3: Joe Black] Are you hungry? Want something from the kitchen? Did your hubby use to beat ya? (*punches*) That's two for flinchin' I don't want a mess, but I guess since you the victim The weapons and the method of your death, you can pick 'em (Go ahead) No need to meet the demon now, I'm very relaxed But you need to stop screamin' 'cause you scarin' my cats (Meow) I'm about to lose my temper like Mr. Kemper I'm not gonna take it, I'll leave you fuckin' twisted, sister My bad (yrroS) for being vulgar, that's gross But the demon is close, and that's bad for us both 'Cause you don't want to bleed and I don't want to get bloody But I told you about the screamin', that's it, little buddy I shoved a butcher knife into the back of her throat I wash the blood off her clothes, apologize to her ghost (I'm sorry) Took her to a place that nobody goes And then I buried her bones where the red fern grows [Chorus 2: Billy Obey, Billy Obey, Lee Carver, Joe Black, Whipstick, & Mr. 8 Legz] You're goin' to heaven, arrivin' in style Show your pearly whites, you can die with a smile If you gotta kill 'em, then kill 'em with kindness (Slut!) If you gotta kill 'em, then kill 'em with kindness (Bitch!) It's about time that I slice like a surgeon Now inside I can tell you're a good person If you gotta kill 'em, then kill 'em with kindness (Slut!) And if you gotta kill 'em, then kill 'em with kindness [Verse 4: Whipstick] I said I'll drown you in a puddle when I lay my jacket down in it And push you off the sidewalk into traffic like I'm proud of it Doubting if you remember the debt, when I helped you out of it? Wondering if you're hitting me back, but I'm not counting on it Fuck that! Snot rocket inside of your drink While handin' it over to you, guidin' you to the sink Lining up the marble countertop, eyeing up on your teeth Then I grab the back of your head, smashin' it to the beat [Verse 5: Billy Obey] The prettiest thing that I ever done seen I bet you're famous and in them magazines Honey, please, take my number, give me a call 'Cause I swear your face would look great on my wall Uh, what the fuck did you just say? Uh, uh, uh, uh, nothing, baby! Have a wonderful day! Great Followed her home, she's sleepin' inside I caught the trailer on fire, you light up my life [Chorus 3: Mr 8 Legz, Whipstick, Billy Obey, Lee Carver, Joe Black, Whipstick, & Mr. 8 Legz] Know all of your pieces are scattered around the yard But believe me, I love the way you are If you gotta kill 'em, then kill 'em with kindness (Slut!) If you gotta kill 'em, then kill 'em with kindness (Bitch!) Sometimes it feels like I'm not being heard But you always let me fit, you're such a great listener If you gotta kill 'em, then kill 'em with kindness (Slut!) If you gotta kill 'em, then kill 'em with kindness (Bitch!) Open every door for a lady on a date But she dress up like a whore so I slammed it in her face If you gotta kill 'em, then kill 'em with kindness (Slut!) If you gotta kill 'em, then kill 'em with kindness (Bitch!) [Outro: Billy Obey, Lee Carver, Joe Black, Whipstick, & Mr. 8 Legz] If you gotta kill 'em, then kill 'em with kindness (Slut!) If you gotta kill 'em, then kill 'em with kindness If you gotta kill 'em, then kill 'em with kindness (Slut!) If you gotta kill 'em, then kill 'em with kindness (Bitch!)