Lyrics

How I love to sleep I was back in Mahomet, Illinois A Mongoloid child played with A bright orange smurf ball Gurgling to himself contentedly Next to a tree. In the middle Of the street stood a small Repulsive chihuahua-like beast with Huge bulging lascivious eyes and sickly Liver spotted skin. It lifted its tail And I saw a strange puckered Cuntlike orifice with a tongue The beast started whispering to me Beckoning to me. Mongo started jumping Up and down screaming. The neighbors Ran to their trailer homes and locked Their doors. I was possessed I picked up the beast and Fucked it with uncontrolled lust It turned its head and leered at Me as I pumped it again and again It started laughing. Suddenly a sharp Striking pain shot deep into my bowels I pulled out. The beast, still laughing Deposited a milky afterbirth substance Then ran into the woods. At the base of My penis, the beast's sphincter was Clamped down hard. I cut it off with a Boyscout knife. The neighbors stared From their windows. "Look at me!" I screamed "I fuck your neighborhood pets!" I went home and hid inside my room From the window I saw a police car next To the afterbirth in the street. A fat redneck Cop waddled out of the squad car bent over Picked up a nugget of placenta sniffed it and Said, "Yep it's been fucked get out an A.P.B Immediately!" I locked the doors. My belly hurt More and more. My cock turned grey and liver spotted Like the beast. I squeezed the head and a parasitic Blood worm oozed out. I grabbed the worm And pulled it out slowly. Layers of skin from My belly to my upper thighs dissolved as I Pulled the worm. Like an onion, layer After layer of epidermis melted off my body with Each tug of the worm. I woke up I was pissing straight up into the air through The semi-erect tissue of a descending piss boner It splashed against my stomach and thighs God I love to sleep