Lyrics

If Linda Blair was my Lolita, her head would spin She would levitate, vomit green Beat a priest - what a teen! Dick Clark would grin And foul things'd spurt without discretion From her tiny mouth She'd say: Spank me, spank me, spank me DADDY! Mommy's in bandages 'n' smoking too She doesn't like it when I tell her to I don't know what's come over me I'm not myself today Linda's all the rage - The Devil's underage Get that cross right out of there girl You don't know where it's been You're 13, underage, into bondage It's just a phase You're too young to sin Speak in tongues backwards in Latin Let me hear you say: Spank me, spank me, spank me DADDY! Comin' downstairs just to piss on the rug She's gonna get all my gnarly love I don't know what's come over me I'm not myself today Linda's all the rage - The Devil's underage The power of Christ compels you