Ivy League

Lyrics

[Verse 1] If I was an Ivy League Kind of girl Do you think that they would give me more Shifts at work? Spent all my day Walking 'round the local lake Never thought I would have this 9 to 5 heartache [Chorus 1] I went to B-grade university And got myself an arts degree, oh-oh! [Verse 2] If I was an Ivy League Kind of girl Do you think that I'd be different Would it change my world? Spend all my day Getting on the honour roll Then I'd go and get married So I don't live on the Dole [Chorus 1] I went to B-grade university And got myself an arts degree, oh-oh! [Instrumental] [Bridge 3] I'll be a straight-A student And pass with flying colours Get invited to do honours... I'll be a workplace dreamboat Job interviews-- I know it all I'll be so damn employable... [Chorus 2] I went to B-grade university And got myself an arts degree, oh-oh! I went to B-grade university And got myself an arts degree, oh-oh!