I Don’t Get Invited to Parties Anymore

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm sorry that I haven't been around much lately I promise I'll try twice as hard To make sure that I'm home on your birthday You've been seeing some guy, it's going steady It has almost been a year But I wouldn't know him even if I saw him [Pre-Chorus] Remember when you and I would go all night? Start drinking at A and work through the alphabet Now all this time has gone by We're hard to track down, to see just for the hell of it [Chorus] I don't get invited to parties anymore Oh, have I done something wrong? Is it 'cause I'm never home? I don't get invited to parties anymore Have I left it way too long? Has my fun gone out the door? [Verse 2] I am out of practice with polite conversation Things were definitely better When no one had a job or obligations [Pre-Chorus] Remember when you and I would go all night? Start drinking at A and work through the alphabet Now all this time has gone by We're hard to track down, to see just for the hell of it [Chorus] I don't get invited to parties anymore Oh, have I done something wrong? Is it 'cause I'm never home? I don't get invited to parties anymore Have I left it way too long? Has my fun gone out the door? [Bridge] I've lost track It's caught me by surprise Can I go back And not be left behind? I've lost track It's caught me by surprise Can I go back And not be left behind? I've lost track It's caught me by surprise Can I go back And not be left behind? I've lost track It's caught me by surprise Can I go back And not be left behind? I've lost track It's caught me by surprise Can I go back And not be left behind? I've lost track It's caught me by surprise Can I go back And not be left behind? I've lost track It's caught me by surprise Can I go back And not be left behind? I've lost track It's caught me by surprise Can I go back And not be left behind? [Chorus] (I've lost track It's caught me by surprise) I don't get invited to parties anymore Oh, have I done something wrong? Is it 'cause I'm never home? (Can I go back And not be left behind?) I don't get invited to parties anymore Have I left it way too long? Has my fun gone out the door?