Lyrics

[Chorus: The Drei-Dels] Put on your yarmulke It's time for Chanukah Once again it's on-aka The miracle of Chanukah Give it up for the Drei-Dels everybody! [Pre-Verse] Chanukah is the Festival of Lights One day of presents? Hell, no, we get Eight Crazy Nights But if you still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you, so here comes number three [Verse 1: Adam Sandler & Rob Schneider] Ross and Phoebe from Friends say the Chanukah blessing So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and Will and Grace's Debra Messing Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mix meat with dairy Maybe they shoulda called that show Little Kosher House on the Prairie We've got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller, and Jack Black Tom Arnold converted to Judaism but you guys can have him back (Just kidding Tommy!) We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow I'm Jewish Oh my gosh, we got Schneider in here! [Chorus: The Drei-Dels] Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica Celebrates Chanukah Oh, good job Schneider! Alright now [Verse 2: Adam Sandler & Rob Schneider] Osama Bin Laden, not a big fan of the Jews Well maybe that 's because he lost a figure-skating match To gold medalist Sarah Hughes—her mama's Jewish Houdini and David Blaine escape straitjackets with such precision But the one thing they could not get out of— their painful circumcision As for great actors, Sean Penn is quite the great one And Marlon Brando, not a Jew at all! But looks to me like he ate one. Yeah! There's Lou Reed, Perry Farrell, Beck and Paula Abdul Joey Ramone invented punk rock music but first came Hebrew school [Chorus: Adam Sandler] Hey, Natalie Portman-ukah It's time to celebrate Chanukah I hope I get an abtronika On this joyful, toyful Chanukah So get a high colonika And soil your long John-ukahs If you really, really wanna-ka Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy... Happy Chanukah!