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[Spoken] Terrible things, always happening Just like yesterday, I was washing the windows And I accidentally broke one of 'em And my wife said "oh, break 'em all" So I did Later on that evening I was washing the dishes I accidentally broke one of 'em She said "oh, break 'em all" So I did Later on that night We got in the bed And I got up the urge And I started feeling on her And she said "ohh cut it out" So I did What's six inches long and has two nuts on the end? A almond joy, silly What is it a man take out of his pants put in a hole and push it with his belly? A subway token What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? Plenty of room Gimme another damn drink [Sung] When a rich girl kisses you She tries to kiss you with class A poor girl will kiss you about the same But when my girl kisses you She just slobbers all over you But she loving you just the same I'm crazy about my baby Wild about loving, oh I like, I like to have my fun But when I'm loving you, honey I don't want to have to jump up and run So if you wanna be my baby You got to bring it with you, honey Bring it with you when you come Well if you wanna be my baby You got to bring it with you, honey Bring it all, sugar Bring it all, baby Bring it with you when you come Ohh Last night when them lights Was dim and low My baby started kissing me I didn't want to go I says i'm coming baby Wait for me Let the phone ring Don't answer the door 'cause when i'm loving you, honey I don't want you to jump up and go I'm crazy about my baby Wild about loving, oh I like, I like to have my fun But when i'm loving you, honey I don't want to have to jump up and run So if you wanna be my baby You got to bring it with you, honey Bring it with you when you come