Getting Ready

Lyrics

[ARCHIE] Only got one shot – Better get it right I'm getting ready Gotta look real hot When it's Friday night I'm getting ready! I'm getting ready today I'm getting ready to say "I'm not that weird geek you think I must be" I'm getting ready to move I'm getting ready to prove Kendra just needs a sex god like me [EVAN] On Friday night, I'll be the hometown hero [ARCHIE] Gotta cut my nails… [EVAN] If this goes right, then I'll be free and clear [ARCHIE] Gotta shave my beard… [EVAN] And if it goes as planned Patrice will understand Some prices are worth paying when your dreams come true… [ARCHIE] I'm getting ready for her! I'm getting ready, yes, sir! Ready for passion, delight and romance! [ARCHIE & EVAN] I'm getting ready to go! I'm getting ready and knowing I may only get this one chance- [BRETT] There, in the dark of the Appleton Cinema Free from the public's prying eyes There, with the girl in the chair beside me I can reveal my Big Surprise! There, while the rest of the crowd's immersed in All of the blood vessels onscreen burstin' Kendra will get to be the first in Line to realize: Here comes the Tongue! [MALCOLM & EDDIE] Here it comes, here it comes! [BRETT] Here comes the Tongue! [MALCOLM & EDDIE] Here it comes, here it comes! [BRETT] Here comes the- [BRETT, EDDIE & MALCOLM] Tolubalubalubalubalubalubalubalubalubalubalubalubalubalung! [KENDRA, spoken] Okay, just go through this with me one more time [LUCY, spoken] Okay [KENDRA] If he does it and I let him… [LUCY] You're a slut [KENDRA] Right And if he wants to, but I stop him… [LUCY] You're a tease [KENDRA] God And if I let him and I like it… [LUCY] You're a skank [KENDRA] Wow! [LUCY] But he could also get his tongue stuck down your throat Or try so kiss so hard, he chips one of your teeth Or there's a million other ways that it could all go wrong It doesn't matter if the urge to kiss him back is strong You've got to hold that boy at bay Step back from the edge and say: "I'm a good girl, I don't do that I'm a nice girl, put that away I'm a good girl, keep your hands off!" If you tell him that, then you'll be okay [KENDRA, spoken] What if it's just like this much? [LUCY] When you got that solo in choir It's 'cause I told you what to sing When you got the lead in the fall school play It's 'cause I coached you all last spring When you got to be the head of the cheerleading squad It's 'cause I taught you everything Think of all the things I should have had you got instead Because you did just what I said! [LUCY] "You're a good girl!" "You don't do that!" "You're a good girl!" Don't question me! "You're a good girl!" "You don't do that!" [EVAN] Koh-amar... Ha'El adoshem... Boray Hashamayim Venotayhem... I'm getting ready to do Something that makes them Accept me at last!   [KENDRA] "I'm a good girl!" But he's soooo cute Listen, Lucy… But I could be his girlfriend! "I'm a good girl… I don't do that!" [KENDRA & LUCY] I could be his girlfriend! [LUCY] If I could get her out of the way [KENDRA] But now I just don't know what to say! [KENDRA, LUCY & PATRICE] I've got to get ready for him! [ARCHIE] I'm getting ready, it's true! I'm getting ready to do Something that makes her Accept me at last! [ARCHIE, EVAN, PATRICE, LUCY, KENDRA, MALCOLM & EDDIE] I'm getting ready, all right! Nothing can stop me tonight! [BRETT] Tonibalbalubalubalubalubalubalubaluba! [ALL (except ARCHIE)] I'm getting ready! Ready! Ready! [ARCHIE, spoken] Check me out! [ALL] Now!