Try to Compete (You Probably Can)

Lyrics

[Intro:] All this talk about me being the best But you know that it wouldn't really be that hard to beat me in a rap battle Not that I ever participate in rap battles because if I did I would lose pretty much immediately But you know, I try my best, I think [Verse 1:] When I play video games I lose pretty much every single time When I start rapping fast I start slurring my ulululululul When I write a lyric down I forget how to say something profound And when I make a dope-ass beat I ruin it with my horrendous voice Try to compete, well you probably can It's not hard to beat me hand-to-hand In a fistfight in the nearest park I don't even know where to start [Chorus:] Try to compete with me Well, you probably can Try to compete with me Well, you probably can [Verse 2:] My skills are non-existent My insults are always misses I can't make a good verse to save my life Come on in and turn out the lights To punch me in the face and steal my money I couldn't stop you, now isn't it funny How no matter how hard I try I'm probably going to die By another gangster as dope as me Because I don't know how to flee I can't even finish a verse [Chorus:] Try to compete with me Well, you probably can Try to compete with me Well, you probably can [Verse 3:] Last I tried to make some raps It just ended up being crap But Issues With Aggression number one Rocked so hard and was really fun But even with that amazing album I still can't manage to make some cash If you want to give me money I would strongly encourage that You all know how hard I go On a beat that's cool as snow Despite all that, I'm still easy to beat Not so hard to defeat Call me dumb, or call me lame Call me lazy, or call me insane No matter what you think of my songs I'll still make them seven minutes long [Chorus:] Try to compete with me Well, you probably can Try to compete with me Well, you probably can Try to compete with me Well, you probably can Try to compete with me Well, you probably can