Fuck My Friends

Lyrics

[Verse 1:] My friends always help me Sometimes I see That they are really great They don't discriminate But other times I think I know I'd better off with no Friends because they are considerably less gangster Than I am, and as you know, I am quite gangster I know that it is hard to be as gangster as me But still I wish that my friends would just leave I could be a cool person with no friends Because I have very few friends as it is I know more than many other people do They think that friendship is really cool But little do they know it will destroy your life If your friends are dumb and not cool and white [Pre-Chorus:] Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay! [Chorus:] Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay Fuck my friends! [Verse 2:] My friends have helped me with my albums Like when Jeremy Caruso and Casey Golla Provided some instruments on a song from Last Beat of the Heart Or when Casey and Tyler helped me on Issues With Aggression one Or when Payson wrote that poem that was called Non Sequitur I don't care if she's ugly, I would still have sex with her That previous line shows you why my friends can sometimes help Because I wrote that line without my friend's help Now take a look and see why even this is bad Because my albums are all garbage and my friends help didn't matter They can congratulate themselves on everything they did for me But what they really did for me was ruin my identity I used to be a hardcore trash-talking gangster Then I made Happy Pills I used to have issues with aggression Then I made Until I Die [Pre-Chorus:] Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay! [Chorus:] Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay Fuck my friends! [Verse 3:] Maybe one of my friends can do a really good handstand Or maybe one of my friends is a really good fireman Or maybe one of my friends can shoot their sperm 100 yards I don't care if their do or are Because my friends sometimes make me feel bad about myself When they say Until I Die was not a very good album Or maybe sometimes they will tell me I'm not a gangster Even though I know that I am a gangster It's really all a joke at the end of the day And I hope you can accept that I will be this way And that sooner or later I will tell my friends that I Wish that they could let me be a rapper And that's way it is And that's the way it is That's just the way it is That's just the way it is [Pre-Chorus:] Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay! [Chorus:] Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay Fuck my friends!