Poor Baby

Lyrics

[HARRY] Sarah? [SARAH] Yes? [HARRY] Bobbie [SARAH] What? [HARRY] I worry [SARAH] Why? [HARRY] She's all alone There's no one- [SARAH] Where? [HARRY] In her life [SARAH] Oh [HARRY] Bobbie ought to have a fella Poor baby, all alone Nothing much to do except to check her phone We're the only closeness she's really known Poor baby! [DAVID] Honey [JENNY] Yes? [DAVID] Bobbie [JENNY] What? [DAVID] I worry [JENNY] Why? [DAVID] It's such a waste There's no one - [JENNY] Where? [DAVID] In her life [JENNY] Oh [DAVID] Bobbie ought to have a fella Poor baby, so unfair Nothing left to do except to wash her hair Maybe I should call her just to... [JENNY] Don't go there! [DAVID] Poor baby! [HARRY] Bobbie [DAVID] Bobbie [HARRY] Bobbie, sweetheart [DAVID] Bobby, baby [HARRY] You know No one Wants you to be happy More than I do No one But isn't he a little bit, well, [DAVID] You know You know Face it, No one wants you to be happy Why him? More than I do Better, No one No one- [HARRY & DAVID] But isn't he a little bit, well, [PETER] You know, You know Face it- No one wants you to be happy Why him? More than I do Better [ALL] You know, no one Wants you to be happy More than I do No one But isn't he a little bit, well- You know No one Face it But isn't he a little bit, well- [Variously] Dumb? Lightweight? Bloodless? Small? Young? Too toothy? Too eager? Uncouth? Too happy? He's young enough to be your son Disgusting? [Together] Poor baby, all alone Throw a lonely dog a bone, it's still a bone We're the only comfort that she's ever known Poor baby!