Arthur vs. the Piano

Lyrics
[Verse 1: Arthur] It's me against the piano Why do I have to practice? I'd rather play the radio I'd rather sit on cactus! It's me versus the piano I hope it doesn't trouble you I'd rather go play baseball I'd rather play with D.W [Chorus: Arthur] Practicing is just the same thing Over and over and over and over Practicing is just the same thing Over and over and over and over [Verse 2: Arthur] [to the tune of "Chopsticks"] Chopsticks, they call this tune I'd rather use a spoon I'd like to boil it in grease This piece! [Chorus: Arthur] Practicing is just the same thing Over and over and over and over Practicing is just the same thing Over and over and over and over [Verse 3: Arthur] [to the tune of "The Happy Farmer"] The Happy Farmer is happy 'Cause he knows He's growing beets and greens and squash And not some pianos! Do is dough It's uncooked bread Re like in ray gun That turns you to a nerd Mi as in mean And meaningless too Fa, what is fa? It isn't even a word! So, as in, "So what?" La, like in "Blah!" It's a big fat yawn! Ti, is like tea Which is old boiled leaves! And Do More dough! [Bridge: Arthur] It goes on and on And on and on And on and on And on and on and on And on and on and on And on and ON! [Verse 4: Arthur] I don't like the piano I'm sorry Mr. Bach! I should be reading music Not just staring at the clock [Chorus: Arthur] Practicing is just the same thing Over and over and over and over Practicing is just the same thing Over and over and over and over [Spoken outro: Arthur, Buster] "Ooh wait, that sounds pretty good! Yeah! All right!! This is cool!" "Arthur! Are you coming out to play!?" "Later, I have to practice! Yeah.... Woo-hoo!!! D-d-d-du, du.. All right! Nice! Wooooo-hoo..."
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Credits
- Writers
- Joe Fallon
- Ken Scarborough