Lyrics

[Intro] Yo, hey, Gerome! (Yeah man, that look like the parents of Roxanne!) Boy he look mad! (With them wrinkles in his forehead) [Verse 1: Tony Gigolo] I am the father of Roxanne And rappin' on the mic is what I command You've heard the rap of Roxanne's Revenge But the true revenge has just started to begin UTFO, your mouth runs like water Why did you have to make a rap about my daughter? She was walking down the street by herself Mindin' her own business, didn't need no help Then some three clowns, by a tree Kangol, Ice, and EMD This is a battle, so you better think twice And now you're gonna hear it from my wife [Verse 2: Lacey Lace] Well Roxanne is my daughter, and I am Mary I'm the one that you said looked so scary Well where you get off talkin' about me? Sissified Rapper, and EMD Well you're a sucker MC, and that's the truth You know you dress real sloppy and you're wearing Brut Yo Kangol! And Doctor Ice Your daddy wears Tickle and your momma Old Spice Well you called my sons "Tom & Jerry" And said that my face is very scary If dermatology is treatment of the skin Then you need to go back and have your face done again It's really quite contrary, your mom looks just as hairy Dresses so weak she sells milk to the dairy Because you try to loop it, your raps are very stupid You come to Roxanne, thought you was cupid [Verse 3: Tony Gigolo] You're saying to the world I was a fairy Me a fairy? Not by far! But you best check out on what you are Now Sparky D and the whole damn crew Saying who can hang and what's to do Now, and MonaLisa, City Slim, Mo Ski And your junk yard rapper Ms. Sparky D You walk around town trying to slander our name But we're gonna show you how to kick the game [Verse 4: Lacey Lace] Well, she turned you all down; she made you all frown And now you try to slander her name all over town That's not right; it doesn't work like that And you tried to school but your raps are wack And your female rapper, what does she want to do? Saying who can hang with the Sparky D crew And what she said wasn't even cool When she called my baby girl a fool And saying that they would have dumped her in the sand Well, she's only jealous cause she can't get a man Now, MonaLisa, CitySlim, MoSki I said all you're good for is climbing a tree Now you are the ones that are through You need to go back and swing in your zoo My daughter told you to meet her at the beach-a But if she did come, she would be with your teacher It was 20 below, so she did not show And she left you waiting out with a nasty old cold Well, that's good for you, cause you only wanted her box My sweet little baby that you called "the Rox" All you B-Boys, just wanted to brag But Roxanne didn't deal it; she let you all stand Sparky D, you told us to grab your bike So you could rock the party when you get on the mic Ha, I'm sorry to laugh, but you sound like trash You better get your tricycle, and pedal real fast We put you all down cause your raps were wack So all you sucker MC's: BUST THAT! Ha, ha, ha, ha... [Verse 5: Tony Gigolo] YO Kangol! You snotty nose punk You want to bang my daughter, but you're full of junk Roxanne's no freak, she didn't meet you at the beach Because discipline - is what I teach You sucker MC, I will destroy Because I used to rock the house when you was a boy And Educated Rapper, you are really dumb Because your IQ is, 1.1 And EMD, you talk about my daughter And ICE, I'm going to turn you into water UTFO, you might go for bad But I'm Roxanne's father, and I'm mad [Outro: sung to the tune of "Roxanne, Roxanne"] Her parents are mad Her parents are mad