Lyrics

[Intro] Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll) With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football) But there's one thing I'd like to say Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock) [Verse 1] It's time for everybody to have a christmas party Everyone but me, I'll step outside Boycott your office party No secret Santa for me Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway 'Cause I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow I'd rather stay where Frosty melts in the sun July 4 parade A Lynchburg lemonade An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) [Chorus] Deck the halls with bells of holly 'Tis the season to be jolly but 'Cause I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year [Verse 2] It's time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping Everyone but me, I'll stay inside No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me And it makes my gifts so easy to hide I don't wanna go, where shopping lines are slow I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) [Chorus] Deck the halls with bells of holly 'Tis the season to be jolly but 'Cause I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year [Bridge] It was the night before Christmas and all through the house All the creatures was chillin' like Flint drinkin' stout I woke from my sleep, heard here comes the boom I knew that Santa would be comin' soon On Dascher on Donner, on Commit, on Blitzen I yelled "shut up ya'll", but they wouldn't listen And then he came down with his belly of jello He said "where the ladies at cuz I'm a real jolly fellow" Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night" (Now everyone - sing) [Chorus] Deck the halls with bells of holly 'Tis the season to be jolly but 'Cause I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year (One more time, like you mean it) Deck the halls with bells of holly 'Tis the season to be jolly but (yes!) 'Cause I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year 'Cause I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year 'Cause I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year [Outro] (Deck the halls with bells of holly, fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la) (Shut up, shut up, shut up!)