The Bro Duet

Lyrics

[Bro 1 (Bro 2)] Hey dude! (Yeah bro?) Um, I got something I need to get off my chest (You do?) [Bro 1 (Bro 2)] Hey dude We've been best friends for a really long time now (Yeah dude) And there's something I need you to know (Okay?) Remember that time we were surfing And I almost drowned (Heheheheh, yeah) And you dragged me to the beach And performed CPR? [Bro 1] Well, no homo But that's the day I fell in love with you No homo! But that's the day I knew you were mine Looking into your eyes Made me realize No homo! But your lips touching mine Changed. My. Life. [Bro 2 (Bro 1)] Bro! Are you saying what I think you're saying? (Yeah, I think so) [Bro 2 (Bro 1)] Yeah dude I totally get what you're saying (You do?) I've been wanting to tell you for so long (You feel the same way, too?) Remember that time at Disney World When I ate that giant turkey leg (Yeah!) And I started choking Until you came along [Bro 2 (Bro 1)] (Yeah I came!) Well, no homo But that's the day I fell in love with you (We're so not gay!) No homo! But that's the day I knew we were right Your body pressed into mine Somehow didn't cross the line (Why would it have?) No homo! But that day Changed my life [Both Bros] The outside world might see us as gay But bro, we swear we're not We're just two bros chilling out [Bro 1 (Bro 2)] And I think you're really hot-uh! (awesome)! (Hold on, wait, go back, what was that?) Eh- What... Um... I'm... Doing the robot-t-uh? (I didn-I didn't, what? I didn't hear you) I'm gonna smoke some pot...uh? (That's cool...) Wat..uh? [Bro 2] Snuggling with you under the covers No homo [Bro 1] Spooning with you just like we're lovers No homo [Bro 2] Our lips touch for a minute or two, but No homo [Bro 1] It's okay with me if it's okay with you [Bro 2] It totally is! [Both Bros] No homo! Let's find an apartment together No homo! Let's save money by sharing a bed Looking into your eyes Made me realize That I love you more than you could ever know My... bro... No homo!