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INT. THE GARAGE – NIGHT TIME [Andrew uncovers a WWII army motorcycle. "Caring Is Creepy" by The Shins plays.] INT. THE STREETS [Andrew picks the speed up on a dark lonely road and gets pulled over by a police car.] KENNY Put your hands on your head, please. ANDREW What? KENNY I said put your motherfucking hands on your head! Please. Eighty-two in a 25. What are you gonna tell me, you're late or just tired? ANDREW I was... KENNY Shut the fuck up! Largeman? ANDREW Kenny? KENNY Holy shit! KENNY Oh, man. How you doing? ANDREW I'm... I'm great. KENNY Your mom just died! ANDREW I know. KENNY I mean, that's why you're home. ANDREW Yeah. Yup. You're a cop, Kenny? KENNY Yeah, I know. I know. ANDREW Why? KENNY I don't know. Couldn't think of anything better to do. No, but it's really cool though, man. People really listen to you. I mean...they have to! Yo, and check this shit out. [Shows him the gun] That's the safety . ANDREW Oh, cool. KENNY And plus, the benefits, man. If I get shot, I'm like...rich! ANDREW But, Kenny, the last time I saw you, you were doing coke lines off a urinal. KENNY La, la, la, la. No, I had to grow up, man. It's time to grow up. Plus, I wasn't making shit in that fish market. No one knew who I was, couldn't get laid. It's a much better situation for me, man. Speaking of which, um, how'd I do? ANDREW What do you mean? KENNY I don't know. KENNY You know, just the whole... ANDREW You mean, like, as a cop? KENNY Yeah. The whole, "Shut the fuck up!" ANDREW Well, I thought you were a dick, so I guess that's good. KENNY Nice. So, what the fuck, man? You're this huge movie star now? I heard you did some...you played a big football player or something. I didn't see it. ANDREW It was just this thing... KENNY Fucking De Niro and shit. ANDREW What? KENNY He's awesome. ANDREW Yeah. KENNY Deer Hunter. ANDREW Yeah. KENNY Man, we should sit down and we should talk...because I've got some really good ideas for movies. You could play me and shit. Poof! Stories from the Force! Yeah. ANDREW Yeah, definitely. That sounds good.