Based On A True Story

Lyrics

When I was younger There was stuff I liked to do Like bury my sisters' dolls My brother and I we would Take Barbie by her feet and rub Her face in something I can't say on the radio (Chorus) I'm too lazy to fly a kite What kinda mischief am I In tonight Too lazy to fly a kite Gonna blow my neighbors Up with Dynamite Tie a rope around a stuffed Spider monkey's head Throw it over some power lines And drop it on some cars Boy that dental floss Is pretty good stuff It never broke on me Unless the car hit the monkey When I was younger I had a big wheel I used to ride it Off the diving board NA-NA-NA-NA-NA I had a rabbit My doggy found it and... Ate that bad boy (Chorus) Solo When I was younger I could pop a wheelie Lee Majors was the Bionic Man NA-NA-NA-NA-NA Bionic Man NA-NA-NA-NA-NA Bionic Man I'm too lazy to fly a kite What kinda mischief am I In tonight What kind of mistress Am I in tonight Now that I'm older I don't understand Why they don't make Pajamas with booties For a man