I Made a Song Out of YouTube Comments, Pt. 7

Lyrics

[Intro] Yes, this is the- [Verse] Just punched a pregnant woman at the CVS Shampoo and conditioner taste better than the bodywork Jumped out a building and hit a nearby pedestrian I think I just misplaced my abdomen Hit my daddy with a pan cuz he got the milk and ran I just got scammed out my Kung Pao beef Stepped on a bee, broke my left and right knee I put some butter on my chicken, call that avocado toast I had too much Sprite, now my body hurts I just got ran over by a car, but I'm feeling good They call my handicapped because I keep that cap handy Bro told me I sound fire, should I put it out? I'm like Cinnamon Toast Crunch, you like Frosted Cheerios I just gave a cow some steak and he liked it My cousin gavе my uncle some pig food I walked out of school, I call that ditching My fathеr got arrested for stealing a dolphin