Game Winner

Lyrics

[Intro] (Thank you so much, Bandy!) [Chorus] I got in a fight with a parrot Accidentally jumped off a skyscraper and broke both of my legs I tried to let her give me head until she bit off my dick I ain't had no fucking house so I slept in a ditch I ain't saying I'm Timmy Turner but I'm about to make a wish I bought a Popeyes sandwich and then I took a shit My sister got in a fight and got hit with a brick Somebody told me that I look like a weasel Crawled on somebody wall backwards, they thought I was a creepy-crawly Somebody had sex with a bug, they call it, "In-sex" I wrapped my whole body up in bubble wrap I shot an airball in the game winner and they kicked me off the team [Verse] I went home and ate some ravioli out the microwave I tried to include the mailman to get my mail early I met this one fat girl, her name was Big Shirley I got my hair cut by a dude named Wanda [Chorus] I got in a fight with a parrot Accidentally jumped off a skyscraper and broke both of my legs I tried to let her give me head until she bit off my dick I ain't had no fucking house so I slept in a ditch I ain't saying I'm Timmy Turner but I'm about to make a wish I bought a Popeyes sandwich and then I took a shit My sister got in a fight and got hit with a brick Somebody told me that I look like a weasel Crawled on somebody wall backwards, they thought I was a creepy-crawly Somebody had sex with a bug, they call it, "In-sex" I wrapped my whole body up in bubble wrap I shot an airball in the game winner and they kicked me off the team