Clown

Lyrics

[Intro] (Yuno Marr) [Verse] I hit my toe on the side of the bed Went outside at 3 in the morning and got chased by a clown A shark thought I was an appetizer I used to be best friends with a jaguar I bought a car off a crackhead Hung out at the store too long, I got cool with all the crackheads I had a sleepover at my house, we all slept on twin beds I don't sleepover at my friend's house because he never got no pillows I slipped on a wet floor sign in the mall I put my hazards lights on in the middle of traffic I slipped on fabric softener I fought an Asian person and they hit me with a mop I've seen an Asian person eating Kung Pao chicken I went to the store and I bought some chicken I looked in the mirror and I became an owl I turned into a bedspread sheet Some old lady put her teeth in my hand Michael Jackson had a tiny booty chin I think that's why he can go, "Hee hee" Hung out with Count Dracula and got turned into a vampire I used to be scared of soap Until I figured out it that it's actually coffee She said she love me because I drink coffee But she didn't know I was drinking hot cocoa