Dingle Jumper

Lyrics

[Intro: Quandale Dingle] (E-E-Enrgy made this one) (Goofy Ahh Uncle Productions) [Verse 1: Quandale Dingle] Move a bitch to the side like she doin' the shuffle Shoot at your whole motherfucking gang, Team Rumble I just really gotta let that bitch bee, no bumble Told that hoe to give me the cookie, no Crumbl Call that nigga a trampoline the way we jump him Shoot a nigga in his motherfucking feet, yeah I punked him If he keep on talking shit to me, I'ma punch him I'm finna spread her cheeks like a disease, then I hump 'em Like a school shooter, I'ma teach yo' ass a fucking lesson Those ain't school supplies, nigga, those some motherfucking weapons Bring a nigga out his socks, yeah I'm finna get arrested I'm not no motherfucking student, so stop testing Yeah, I just threw a mu' fucking kid out my car, bitch All this gas that I'm blowing in, yeah it smells like I farted This ain't the end, lil nigga, I just started I'm finna steal my grandma's car, then park it That nigga so silly he a goofy, goofy goober Yeah, you keep on laughing, I'ma pull up on you in the Uber Yeah, I'm finna steal yo' motherfucking bitch, then I'ma lube her I just fucked a mother's face up, call her Freddy Cougar He asking where his bitch at, I just ran through her She said she wanna make a video like YouTubers That lil' hoe do not wanna fuck with you, you a loser But if that hoe come and fuck with me, then I'ma shoot her I got your bitch giggling like (Re-he-he-he) She wanna come and fuck, so get up on your knees I'm finna plant my dick in your bitch, like a tree That bitch pussy smell, nigga ima get Febreze [Interlude: meno, Quandale Dingle] Back-Back-Back-Back it up lil' bitch [Verse 2: meno] Aye, pull up like I'm shooting scoring balling for the Knicks Niggas think we signed to Roddy, all my niggas Ricch Aim it at that nigga feet he jumping like this (boing) Had to ask him was he bout it, Ben said (No) If that nigga ever try me I'ma tag his toe Ain't no Lil Jon, shorty getting low, low, low Had my nigga Ben laughing like (Ho ho ho) Got that nigga laughing like "LOL, XD" (Ho ho ho, ho ho ho) Got a thick Karen cougar and she so sexy (ho ho ho) Yeah, my cock is bigger too don't test me (Ho ho ho, ho ho ho) I heard he was a (*bleep*), please don't press me (Ho ho ho) But don't you ever try me nigga, my choppa go blocka I'll Chris Rock a bitch, smack the rings out her Chilling up in Houston with a Karen and we drinking Vodka Shorty really thinking niggas care is my name Obama? She wanna eat my dick she a Call of Duty zombie with it (argh, argh) Kamehameha like Goku I surpass my limits I told that nigga stand still (*bong*), why he trippin'? I pull up on his block shooting, Scotty Pippen Had to catch 'em lacking I'ma aim it at his dreadlocks Ain't no Fortnite but that nigga caught a headshot Ain't no Lil Wayne but this choppa make your bed rock Had to catch' em slippin hit 'em in the head (*bonk*), stop