State Farm

Lyrics
[Verse 1: Yuno Miles] I'm wearing khakis like Jake from State Farm She tried to order a chicken, I don't work in no actual farm They thought I was a cat because I'm interested in yarn I was in the WWE until I got Bautista Bond Walked into the wrong party and got hit with a pot Went into a random person house and asked to use their Wi-Fi Tried to fight a cactus and got stuck with a thorn I'm not really human, I'm actually a unicorn Almost got her number 'til I pulled out a flip phone She tried to call me slow but I'm smarter than her [Bridge: Yuno Miles] Huh? Oh yeah, ayy, ayy Ayy, ayy, ayy [Verse 2: Yuno Miles] My barber messed up my haircut so I egged his house I played in the dirt, came back with a ringworm Jumped in toxic waste and came out as a slug I got chased by a nigga with two big-ass thumbs If your hands big, how you gonna play the game? Changed my Gmail to 'Ahaha' [Verse 3: Yuno Marr] I just lost my room to move to fight I tried to do a frontflip and fell off my bike I just video chatted an old lady on Skype I'm tryna figure out what my left and my right is I dunked my semen with some sugar so I ate it I censored my name when I was on PornHub If you think I'm lying, you better go check it out now Sike, nah, I'm lying, I'm not on PornHub [Bridge: Prince DJAYY] Ayy, Marr, I'm about to jump in [Verse 4: Prince DJAYY] Just hit a lick, yeah, hit a lick, yeah Just sniffed some crack, yeah, sniffed some crack, yeah Gonna break a bag, yeah, break a bag, yeah Pulling up on your block, on your block, yeah Shoutout to that boy Charlie So I said, "Good luck, Charlie" Then I watched Good Luck Charlie Then I watched Good Luck Charlie Then I saw a worm, nigga Then I saw a bird, nigga Then I get online, nigga Gotta look it up, nigga [Bridge: Prince DJAYY] That worm was beating that bird ass Like deadass, I don't know what I just saw [Verse 5: Prince DJAYY] Like, that shit was crazy That shit is hella crazy When that worm was my baby That worm was my baby So I kissed that worm And he just gave me herpes That nigga gave me herpes so I dropped, nigga [Outro: Prince DJAYY] Watch out
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Credits
- Writers
- Yuno Miles
- Yuno Marr
- Prince DJAYY
- Ron Johnson