Divorce Court

Lyrics

She's acting strangely I'm wearing paisley Our years of raging love are through I miss the old days Long before Coldplay We lost our eBay password It's so despairing She stopped her caring For Fred Astaire and Ginger too So scared to be tossed Out on the street crosswalk I might get run over Your honor, I object! Kid stuff abandoned Now I'm Ralph Kramden She found a stand-in substitute Ears got tinnitus Here comes arthritis If you don't think that I'm sick, you're sick I end up too drunk She's in a blue funk Sleepin' by a tree trunk breaks the law She was my honey Back when I had money Now it's not funny paper When will Chris Sievey Email R. Stevie? Send Jim McGreevey Timbuk 3 Oh marriage counselor! I have an announcement: Our love has bounced its checkbook Your honor, I object! Where do I sign to Keep my dear wife who Saved my poor life from homelessness? No pokin' 'round her Hotmail account, sir In Student Council we don't do that She claims I said things Cruel to her heartstrings Our separate beds sing sad songs This tape machinist Can't take his penis Seriously? This is untrue This makes my friends mad Intelligence hath Turned violence half-crazy Your honor, I object! Can't we start over? Crimson and clover White Cliffs of Dover, Kent UK Oh marriage counselor! I have an announcement: Our children trounced their textbooks Objection overruled