Working at a Startup, Pt. 2

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Look at the corner of my monitor, it's 10 o' clock (clock) This stupid linter will not merge my code without a block (block) This stupid Jenkins instance hangs on all my unit tests (my unit tests) I cannot sudo on the bastion host I'm only guest (I'm only guest) A pair of chopsticks stuck in cold rice I been eating (I been eating) Since the sunset all my co-workers don't even think of leaving (think of leaving) This feature has a deadline, finance needs it for the budget (for the budget) The vice president of product just told QA they could suck it (they can suck it) I've been wrestling with the code base and it's very buggy (buggy) Dude in charge of code review can barely get it running (yea running) I submitted 20 switches the compiler needs (compiler needs) To reduce the latency on all the hard drive write and reads (write and reads) The database is sluggish Tell devops to up the instance And let's run it at a twin so we maintain our persistence (our persistence) Looks like a junior pushed their code changes to master Now the repo needs a revert, can you people do this faster? (faster) Aghhh I can't wait until I work for a real company With a working CI/CD pipeline And a well-documented codebase With some competent engineers Is that really too much to ask for? Does anyone even know what they're doing? Why am I sniffing this dry-erase marker? I better get some Adderall if I plan on getting this done Let me act channel on slack before I pass out This burn out is hella sickening And my work life-balance suffers greatly, all my free time shifting Have unlimited vacation but I never use it (use it) 'cuz my team makes me feel guilty for not pushing through this (pushing through this) Temple of aluminum I'm [?] (aluminum) to the side of my displays And the design dock on my desk starting to look just like a maze (like a maze) The code that we outsourced to India is looking flawed (looking flawed) And they used outdated libraries in godep and gomard The agile coordinator screaming 'bout a swim lane Just found out her project moved to backlog so she's going insane (insane) We agreed to none of this in today's stand up if you think we need a metascrum Please go and put your hand up (put your hand up) I bang my keyboard in frustration I lost all my patience (all my patience!) My containers building last according to the waitlist (waitlist) It's 1 am it doesn't look like I'll escape (like I'll escape) Working at a startup sucks there's way to much red tape (to much red tape)
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