Lyrics

Spot her in the corner She was looking kind of lonely sipping a corona I could be her good time donor As long as i can ace the broads male owner When i say that i mean it nicely Cuz ain't a player in the game own wisely Greet her out in public Then i spit a pair of couplets flying off the cuff Fuck the dumb shit Can you keep a secret? We can do this quietly please believe it I need it my vespene gas depleted I deeed it i need my porter greeted I'm egregious dirty on the airwaves regis Who wanna be a millionaire win the penis Deem this relationship I'm the keenest Commander keep my ship the cleanest What if so and so find out? Then neither of us doing our job and that's tragic Sadly i'm a bit of an addict Of running all around and playing in traffic Doing bad shit out of habit Ain't nobody else gotta know how we living I'm dipping my pen in invisible ink And dippin pen 15 in the pink - we on sync? Then she gave me her number Told her she could be my lightning i could be her thunder Tear her whole world asunder When she cum first then im banging loud i wonder How bad do you want the lumber? The cue cum cumber - dumb or dumber? Succumbed to the game that i layed on thick And right then and there she suck my dick (true story) Phones already ringing off the hook And its only been a day since i castled my rook Checkmated her mate with the kung fu classic Datsik southpaw nerdy magic Little tragic but I'm jaded Everytime i get a bit faded i'm hated Cuz i play it loose and fast On all the girls who would dare give a piece of ass Set a little rendezvous Ima trash that shit like the economy boo Treat it so wrong that her husband feel A disturbance in the force when I'm holding her heels And that's how you do it correct I got game that's all women respect Spit a couple lines on to kissing her neck And get her thang all nice and wet Yea it might be evil But the universe gave me this dick for the people So i could be a dick in the sequel After my hearts broken bitch we equal Pay it forward like haley joel I gotta play this role til i fill the hole Up in my heart bitch and youre heartless But im no better just another mad artist Sorry you got victimized But i ain't gonna lie - your wifes hot And if a girl get jumpy and cheat on me Then you can call a kettle black from the pot and get caught In the meantime earn my stripes I got your broad for the night - alright? Im only looking out for me and mine So kick a rock one time for your mind and get struck