Nerdlife

Lyrics

Nerd life, nerd life, nerd life, nerd life Nerd life, nerd life, nerd life, nerd life Nerd life, nerd life, nerd life, nerd life Nerd life, nerd life, nerd life, nerd life [Hook] Nerd life: where it pays to be smart, it's an arcane art Making lot of dough and no shit start Nerd life sets us miles apart Now we're in high-demand Cause the world don't turn without us, man We rock chips that are made of sand More gold on board than a krugerrand [Repeat hook] Sweet like a cola, yes I'm a rolla Catch me in the cut with a big pistola Pilot seat - I'm root in the coupe Cooking them fast like Ramen soup Lean back grab the wheel and twist Rolex shine off of my left wrist They ask "now who is this?" It's the man who made nerd life a business I am the man I produce results In life, I'm Delete, Control and Alt I'm the final word I'm the null at the end of the string Said it before I'm the nerd rap king Y'all think it's a joke but I broke every construct Kept it real with my nerd life conduct Earned my respect I'm a seasoned vet Every clique, every crew, every city, every set Everywhere I go it's the presidential Penthouse, yachts, Wi-Fi essential Widescreen laptop in the rental Max DC's with ServerCentral Warcraft from my little life raft In the cool little pool, sunscreen on my back I ain't pale, I'll get outside But the basement's nice and cool at night Like NASCAR I'm loading drivers Fat bandwidth, T1 subscriber Fat pipe to the central office Confident, but some call me pompous Got every right to act like an asshole Call me alfalfa, the Little Rascal Call me a nerd and you call me a shrimp Now I eat shrimp cocktail, what's up pimp? [Repeat hook] But enough about my paper stacks Three free albums, two hundred tracks Frankie Went to Hollywood but he didn't relax Now Nerdy South Records on the map, its a fact Kept the buzz on the Internet fresh and alive If you ain't going big then you won't survive My artists hungry, to make some money Producers, shit - they hit the ground running See a hacker, another face in the crowd Lift my shirt and fly my flag proud Snyder put a fat tip to the walls STC on the bathroom stalls Nerd life, bitch, it's a revolution Up on top of our evolution Thanks for the fuel that I got in school All you motherfucking bullies: now I make the rules I know you're sad as you lay on the couch In your little ratty house Stuck up in that dead end job Where you boss is a dick and you cry and sob Wonder why you made fun of me then? Cause that you heard that my company was hiring Some scars run deep and I can't forgive So go kick rocks cause I'm trying to live They kick rocks now we call the shots Cause their home computers serve as our bots End some lives with the press of a key Lay back sipping Mai Tai's on the beach Know how it go, how the story ends, how it finish I'ma be a legend, with god as my witness See you in the future: Walmart greeter Signed, YTCracker, the nerd life leader