Hacker Meetup

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At the hacker meetup gonna make some new buddies Hit the lockpick village roll some natural 20's Cuz, the hacker meetup it has something for you all You start learning how to program, or learn how to spoof a call The hacker meetup with the arduino badges, pwnagotchies on the pi's and the android tablets Even though I'm average ain't a soul that even care They all just glad that I'm there (oh yeah) I stroll up to registration and I tell em' my names, and get myself a little tote bag and a handbook to claim I go flipping through the book and I mark a couple talks [?] and еlastic beanstocks In the room off to the lеft I see some vendors and a dude behind a table in a kilt and suspenders He pours the whiskey for the people in attendance and he hands me off a glass as I go and make my entrance I take a sip and take a scan of my surroundings So I can get my bearings, get a feel for who's around me I feel at home, yea little groups that coalesce I can overhear their convos and I'm already impressed Exploit development, HTM Elements, stack overflows of a supreme relevance Exhale relax and enjoy this oasis as I shuffle towards the table: "Hacker 101 basics" At the hacker meetup gonna make some new buddies Hit the loc-kpick village roll some natural 20's Cuz, the hacker meetup it has something for you all You start learning how to program, or learn how to spoof a call The hacker meetup with the Arduino badges, pwnagotchies on the pi's and the Android tablets Even though I'm average ain't a soul that even care They all just glad that I'm there (oh yeah) Gather around a speakerphone at [?] I'm phishing all his credentials and they let em know they tricked em We're just catching and releasing, have a pleasant evening hope you learned a little bit of what we're teaching Cop me some data from the group of data hoarders, these two terabytes of data got me running out of storage Cop a challenge coin, and grab some pins Handfull of cutsie stickers that I hand out to some friends Time to play a little capture the flag I'm pretty decent at forensics catch me stripping them tags Doing recon on the network, hunched over my neck hurt, rub some CBD cream under my dress shirt To the right of me a workshop begins: how to weaponize a shell script and how to defend I take a break so that I can pay attention Very pleased that I came to this miniature convention At the hacker meetup gonna make some new buddies Hit the lockpick village roll some natural 20's Cuz, the hacker meetup it has something for you all You start learning how to program, learning how to spoof a call The hacker meetup with the arduino badges, pwnagotchies on the pi's and the android tablets Even though I'm average ain't a soul that even care They all just glad that I'm there (oh yeah) (At the hacker meetup gonna make some new buddies Hit the lockpick village roll some natural 20's Cuz, the hacker meetup it has something for you all You start learning how to program, learning how to spoof a call The hacker meetup with the arduino badges, pwnagotchies on the pi's and the android tablets Even though I'm average ain't a soul that even care They all just glad that I'm there)