BestText.Com gets Acquired

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BestText.Com gets Acquired

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The recent cyberattack on our business has left us with very few options due to our extreme stock devaluation. the authorities at the federal bureau of telecommunications have been investigating the incident, but they currently have no credible leads on who the perpetrator or perpetrators might be Effective immediately, i will be stepping down as CEO of besttext. it has been a pleasure working with all of you, building this company into the one we all know and love The good news is, we will not be going out of business! our company has graciously been acquired by EightCent. over the last few years, EightCent has acquired some wonderful companies, including DNA and me, the world's premier ancestry website. their media division, which now includes besttext, has made great strides in multimedia production, and they will no doubt be extending their dynamic video generation features to our software The future looks bright here! thank you all for making the world a better place, one conversation at a time

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