Lyrics

Met a man from the ROTC He said he had just the job for me Join the Army, it's a great future It's more than a job, it's an adventure Not as exciting as the TV said The best education I can get It's no job, no adventure But it will ruin my life forever I know what you can do to get ahead Join the few, the proud, the dead He said the Army's a great way of life Find out a way to take a life Not as exciting as the TV said The best education I can get It's no job, no adventure But it will ruin my life forever One Two Three Four Go and fight in a war One Two Three Four And you don't know what you're fighting for One Two Three Four Go and fight in a war One Two Three Four And you don't know what you're fighting for You'll regret the choice that you made Because you joined the wrong Brigade Signing two years of your life away Because of that decision, you will pay Not as exciting as the TV said The best education I can get It's no job, no adventure But it will ruin my life forever