Corduroy Houseshoes Skit

Lyrics

[Interlude: Ron, Young Dolph, Ron's Friend] What y'all was doin' in middle school? What middle school you went to, Ron? I went to, what middle school? Airways Where my Daddy went to? Went to Magnolia, Airways, then went to Hamilton There wasn't no Cord back then? Yeah, no Cord, but we got busted, we got busted When? Where my Daddy go to? Bust up Oh, okay, okay Huh? My Daddy went to Airways too? Yeah, your daddy went to Airways, nigga Me and your dad went to school from the first to the twelfth together Hell no, man Yup, first to twelfth First grade to the twelfth grade, graduated in seventy, 1977 What high school? What y'all was doin' in high school? Man, man, pimpin' Haha Man, your, man, your daddy used to have one-pockets on, nigga You don't know 'bout no one-pocket Your daddy used to wear a slack one-pocket, nigga, with house shoes, nigga, with silk t-shirt and silk drawers And a apple hat, nigga, with the dollar junts in it, nigga Your daddy sold dollar junts, nigga Nigga, you had a, you had a uncle, nigga, you had a uncle, nigga Uncle Vic was the man, nigga, are you crazy? (Haha) Nigga had it back, goin' on back in the day He kept all suited and booted Haha Your daddy used to wear one-pockets, nigga If you had some one-pockets on, nigga, you, you had arrived, nigga One-pocket silk pants with house shoes, corduroy house shoes? Man, he was it Hell no Man, Dolph, man, your dad was it, top dog, nigga Back in the day, pimp Tellin' you, man, Dolph was it Dolph had the 'do, nigga This nigga Dolph had the 'do, nigga, haha He had the what? Your daddy had the 'do, nigga Your daddy had the process, nigga (Haha) Man, your daddy went to the beauty shop to get his hair did, nigga He had no curl, nigga had Nigga had the, had the-the-the-the permanent, nigga, haha You don't know nothin' 'bout that Hell no, man You don't know nothin' 'bout that Today's my boy birthday I know it's his birthday, man, I wish I was down there, man Yeah, he-he-he, he been, he been had his birthday I come and see him I'm finna come and kick it with him for a minute then I gotta go to work Man My nigga's birthday today, yup Dolph, let me eat, let me get to eatin' my cornflakes, man I'ma holler at you a little later, Dolph, good to talk to you, man Alright, love you, Ron Alright, love you too, Dolph Alright