Lyrics

I threw my woman power in a pot of stew And waited for my love to come But not a single word did i hear from him So i tried the stew on my dog But he wouldn't even eat it I put my light heart on a matching silver plate And waited for my love to come But not a single footstep was heard near the door So i ate the plate myself And got a heartburn Heartburn, heartburn plate Heartburn, heartburn cake I toasted my pride and covered it with apple jam And waited for my love to come But not a single sign of a stir or a breeze So i soaked the bread in my milk And i gave it to the birds Heartburn, heartburn plate Heartburn, heartburn cake I watched the clock ticking, ticking away to my past Eight years old, birthday and raindrops Not a single line from my dad or my mom So i laid the cake on my cat But she wouldn't even touch it Heartburn, heartburn stew Heartburn, heartburn blues What do i want with a heartburn, i ask you Don't try to give me the word 'cause i ask a clever question And i get a silly answer