Lyrics

A one, two, three J.O.H.N.N.Y., God's little gift, cream and pie Men, men, men, umm, uum Men, men, men, umm, uum Men, men, milk and honey God's little gift for woman I want you clever but not too clever I want you bad but not too bad I want you strong but not too strong I want you to try your rightful position Oh, too, too much, i mean, it's so good Men, men, snails and puppies Your muscles are not for fighting in war Your lips are not for voicing opinions Your eyes are there for us to look into I want you to take your rightful position Oh, too, too much, i mean, it's so good Men, men, grapes and nuts Your pants are never tight enough Your boots are never long enough Your skin is never young enough I want you to hold your rightful position Pardon me, honeycum, your hair piece's slipping Men, men, apples and figs I like you to be faithful but not very fussy I like you to be behind me but not just beside me I like you to shut up but know when to say yes I want you to learn your frightful position Pardon me, starstud, your cod piece's showing Now you know what you have to do-ooh Now you know what's expected of you-oo-oo-oo So come, come, come, come Come up and hm-hm Come up and hm-hm Come up and see me sometime Come up and see me sometime [Outro: Yoko Ono, John Lennon] "Ladies and gents, I'd like to introduce you to my lower half, without whom I Won't be breathing so heavily... Honey juice, you can come out of the box now." "...yes, dear."