Lyrics

T's like the harder I try to speak the more my tongue trips over itself Docs say my speech impediment is social anxiety I rarely talk at school because my classmates laugh at me Some like Big Johnny call me "Mushmouth" before they sock me I never stutter when I'm talking to my friends My speech only cd skips with everyone else If they'd give me a chance my anxiety'd go away and they'd find out what a great friend I could be Today, my friends'll get to meet the kids from school I'm going to try talking to my classmates by making them imaginary too I point the gun at Big Johnny He uses Sally as a human shield They are the first I greet with a perfectly pronounced "Hello"