Lyrics

(yes these are the real lyrics.) Yeah, if I was a gay dude I'd want me too Bet the first gay dude felt like the man on the moon Need a number 9 large and I ain't talkin' bout food Penis If I was gay, all i'd think about daily is penis Like these women I think about all the time, though I don't need them I know lust is a sin, but the timing i'm on's always demon If I was gay, then you know i'm a heathen I need some Jesus I love penis, ayy If I was gay i'd like men but I promise that nobody'd know that I already treat women like doormats Tell lil' boy come bring his meat like its doordash I'd wanna go ride that pony Tell em' that we could go shoot us some porn I want that booty hole open Open like opening doors, i'd hit all night I just wanna take what's mine Had to let you know i'd leave you cryin' Cause i'd go in so deep we'd both be slimin' It's slimy, yeah This a misogynist anthem Don't get in your feelin's and go wet your pampers, uh I need me a Marilyn Manson, tell Marilyn Monroe that she don't got the answers Stuck together like some Cancer Wonder if there's a heaven for ******* And I already dress like it's drag If you hate put the fries in the bag I do what I want with no limits I wish on a star, every-time i'ma get it And if I was gay, i'd tell you mind your business The suicide rates, gotta watch the statistics Thank God for Obama now they can get married Feel like homophobes really find gay people scary In a maid outfit AR-15 that I carried You play on my gay friends and you getting buried, boy Yeah, if I was a gay dude I'd want me too Bet the first gay dude felt like the man on the moon Need a number 9 large and I ain't talkin' bout food Penis If I was gay, all i'd think about daily is penis Like these women I think about all the time, though I don't need them I know lust is a sin, but the timing i'm on's always demon If I was gay, then you know i'm a heathen I need some Jesus I love penis, ayy They say the pussy got power Nah hoe, that candy taste sour Got me runnin' through a patch Looking for the things we used to do It's too much, I need to shake my mind Got me tryin' dudes seekin' out a break They say i'm tired, but I got that drive Grab 2 guys gonna shift their sticks Wow girl, you got me tryin new things I think I wanna go back to my old flings I wanna smoke some crack My line never gets slack I wanna smoke some crack These fish always hit back I wanna smoke some crack Pull that hook out, don't flop, and don't hit my sack I wanna smoke some crack Alright it's time to get back We'll take my Nissan around town View the skyline while you lay it down Put those knees on my dash I know I won't crash When you ride me please don't run outta gas (Bro, this isn't fucking working ) (I don't know what you're doing but we) (We gotta switch it up dawg) (This is not working) Come back to my place we'll finish this race Let's try the back door You know I'd never diss the brown All my girls say I got that crown Ever since I took D, I've been a devil Rulin' them bathrooms, makin' them red Clean up duty, call the maid She'll only take a minute Baby lets get laid My vitamin c it's off the chart Take my dick babe please don't fart Call it expedition 33, cause' I'm tryna make this a journey You wanna leave, I'll call an attorney Let me smoke crack then I'll be the glue Stick you to me babe, we're going nowhere You know you taste sweet You my little sugar Wanna smoke crack together You can be my tweaker I can be your meth-head Yeah, if I was a gay dude I'd want me too Bet the first gay dude felt like the man on the moon Need a number 9 large and I ain't talkin' bout food Penis If I was gay, all i'd think about daily is penis Like these women I think about all the time, though I don't need them I know lust is a sin, but the timing i'm on's always demon If I was gay, then you know i'm a heathen I need some Jesus I love penis