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[Interlude] "The Simpsons" "As days go by" "Television: An unparalleled blending of science and art" "Welcome It's nice to have you here I'm so glad you could come This is going to be such an exciting day I hope you enjoy it I think you will" "What you're going to hear about today Is nothing short of a miracle" "But's that's only part of the story" "This fellow's good" "A man who needs no introduction" "I give you"