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Anarchy Rulz 2018 Queens, New York Arther Ashe Stadium Convention Center September 29th, 2018 Kandi Khaos joins Shane the real McCoy on commentary Tanahashi enters the arena to a huge ovation * crowd chants for Cena Golden Bryce appears to huge boos M1: Golden Bryce vs Tanahashi w/ Feebee Kinoshiba Golden Bryce wins M2: Deathmatch Heavens Gate Championship Romeo Roselli vs GG GG wins M3: Joe Gacy vs RETURNING Amy Lee Joe Gacy wins but pulls Amy Lee up lets the crowd give her great ovation *Backstage: Jaques Dudley reveals new blonde hair Troy Clausen. Dons the name change of Jaques Clausen M4: Barbed-Wire Massacre XPWEW World Tag Team Championships 1776 vs TakaNaka *fan actually jumps in the ring and attacks Leonard McGraw during the match and Masato and Taka beat the hell out of him Takanaka wins and our the new tag team champions Backstage: Marc Snow preys to God "Give my son this title tonight" please please Delisa Alfonso joins the commentary team with Shane & Kandi *Jake Awesome comes out to huge boos from this Queens crowd that has never been found of him M5: Dog Collar Match Brodie Croyle vs Jake Awesome Brodie wins and Jake is completely soaked in blood and can't stand up on his own after the match became a gloried handicap with continual Edwards interference *next match immediately begins M6: Submission Match Eddie Edwards vs Jake Awesome **Eddie wins *Eddie walks around and just looks at Jake Awesome like a heap of meat left for the vultures. Gets down and applies the crossface and Awesome tries to gain momentum but just ends up tapping *next match immediately begins M7: First Blood Match Will Olaffub vs Jake Awesome Ollafub wins in 0 seconds due to the blood already existent on Jake's face from the jump. bell rings and bell immediately rings again *next match immediately begins M8: I Quit Match Steve Blackman vs Jake Awesome *this is probably the most disturbingly chilling match in XPWEW history *I've never seen Jake or honestly anyone ever look so defeated *Jake is covered in blood and looks dead he's still in nearly the same spot from the Brodie match. blood from head and leaking down his legs. The white gear he's wearing is not doing any favors. Blackman honestly drags it out and the crowd absolutely loves it Blackman then kicks Jake Awesome in the face and the back of the head repeatedly 21 times consecutively. Jake looks dead. Emergency EMTs stand by knowing best to not get involved in the action watch on in the distance outside the ring 21 straight shinzo kicks around the 15th Laura Vandervoort junmps the rail and tries to cover Jakes head but Blackman kicks it anyway security tries to get but Edwards and Croyle hold down the ropes and start throwing barbed wire from the earlier massacre match over the ropes as a guard Jake essentially unconscious can't say I Quit Troy Clausen and Micheal Bradford as well as arena staff come out and Clausen gives this shoot "stop" shaking hands at Blackman dulling silence hits the crowd until the PA announces and your winner Steve Blackman On commentary Kandi Khaos said she has a weak stomach and can't watch much more Awesome is drove off in strecther cart up the ramp to middle fingers and other debris threw at him M9: XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship 3 way 60 minutes Iron Man match Slayer vs Jaques Clausen vs Ruckus Ruckus pins Jaques Ruckus pins Slayer Ruckus 2 Slayer 0 Jaques 0 Slayer pins Ruckus Ruckus pins Slayer Ruckus 3 Slayer 1 Jaques 0 Jaques pins Slayer Jaques pins Slayer again right after Jaques pins Ruckus Ruckus 3 Jaques 3 Slayer 1 **Marc Snow interfears and hits Ruckus with the title and puts Slayer over him Slayer pins Ruckus Slayer submits Ruckus Ruckus 3 Jaques 3 Slayer 3 ***3 minutes left *Slayer applies hold on Jaques nothing..he wont tap 2 minutes left Ruckus hits the bank roll on both of them and Troy Clausen pulls him out 1 minute left Slayer rolls on top of Jaques Slayer 4 Ruckus 3 Jaques 3 *Marc Snow carries Slayer up the ramp with 52 seconds left Ruckus chopblocks Marc Snow 32 seconds left Al Snow jumps out of porta potty stage prop by the entrance way hits Ruckus in the back of the head with a glass lamp and lamp shade Ruckus crumbles and Clausen can't wait up a prone Jaques in the ring as time expires Final: Slayer 4 Ruckus 3 Jaques 3 AND NEWWWWW XPWEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION SLAYER!!!!!