Lyrics

[Verse 1] You said, "I will build you a bed of cactus Where you can sleep When the night is too sharp" I said, "I will cover you with wax And light your hair like a wick When the night is too cold" [Verse 2] You don't think of me as often as I'd like you to But when you do It's of me looking for you on the ship The plane I am waiting on Has your face printed on the wings When it crashes, I will eat the paint off [Verse 3] I'm gonna spank your ass so hard You'll hate the wig master But I'll put two pillows on your dining room chair You're like a parrot Something that belongs to me And not to you [Verse 4] Loneliness isn't being alone It's when someone loves you And you don't have it in you to love them back Look at my hair It's a dirty little mop crying For you to send it away [Verse 5] All a guy needs Is a chance to pull off my clothes And snicker, "Try harder" If you mail me a toy I will use it But that's the most I have to offer [Verse 6] "Do you want to see my panties?" Is the last thing I will ever say to you "I want to finger every teenager I see," Is the last thing You say to me [Outro] Don't make fun of my night out