Planet Purge Pt. 2

Lyrics

[Intro: Rick] Morty, agh! A fucking Amish bitch shot me! She tried to purge me, Morty You let your wiener do the walking and now I'm dead [Morty] Rick! She took the car! [Rick] Are you fucking kidding me Morty? She took my car and the gun We're like the rest of these assholes now We're gonna get purged Morty Help me up [Morty] Oh geez, geez Wait a minute Rick, why don't we just use your portal gun [Rick] It's in the car, dip-ass Heads up, rapists Well don't just stand there Morty Purge 'em [Amish girl] Wait, stop! Please don't kill me I never intended to harm you I swear I am trying to end the festival [Rick] What do you mean [Amish girl] I was going to use your ship to destroy the rich assholes that run our society And save my people from the horrors of this yearly festival [Morty] Fuck that, Rick! We gotta kill her Kill her [Rick] What- [Morty] Kill her! [Rick] Geez, Morty purge it down a little [Morty] Purge, don't purge You're sending me mixed messages, Rick! [Build: Rick] Morty you're acting like a freaking lunatic, calm down [Morty] Screw you Rick! I'll purge you too you old rickety piece of crap This has been a long time coming I'm gonna rip your fucking guts out and smear them all over your face! [Drop] Oh man What are you doing? A sequel Just hit a button, Morty Gimme a beat Oh geez, geez Disqualified Boo! Geez, wow Morty Now you're getting into it [Hook: Rick] Hey you know what Morty Why don't we christen our squeaky clean windshield here By watching a little of this purge through it [Morty] What?! No, what is your problem?! [Rick] Morty, grow up If you don't wanna watch, don't watch But it's my car, so Also if you tell your Mom about this I'll purge you [Morty] You're the worst And this planet is the worst How can you be into this? You know, people are gonna kill each other [Rick] So what You trying to sit here and tell me that if there's a video online with someone getting decapitated you don't click on it? [Morty] No.. why would I do that? You do that? [Rick] I don't, because it would bore me I see shit like that for breakfast, Morty But if you don't do it, I say it's because of your own primal instincts So you stuff 'em down and- Oh, oh! Shh, shh, it's starting! [Build: Rick] Oh ho ho, here we go! [Morty] I'm not watching [Rick] Yeah yeah, your medal's in the mail I'ma get a closer look [Morty] Oh ok, sure And then someone's gonna throw a rock and hit the car And then we're gonna crash and we're gonna be stuck out there and it's gonna be what we deserve [Rick] Yawn That was... ok, yeah That was gross [Drop] What are you doing? Just hit a button, Morty Gimme a beat Disqualified Oh geez, geez Geez, wow Morty Now you're getting into it