Lyrics

[Verse 1] Put the doorknob on my side If you don't mind, I don't care Put the doorknob on my side It's self-locking, give me your key [Refrain] I go to bed soggy and forgetful Hopefully not waking up so fitfully [Verse 2] I like coffee and I like tea I like a pretty boy and he likes me Put the doorknob on my side It's self-locking, give me your key [Refrain] I go to bed soggy and forgetful Hopefully not waking up so fitfully [Chorus] Motels do that with rubber sheets So I can't sleep staring at my sheets Or crying on my sheets Or bleeding on the same [Verse 3] Put the doorknob on my side If you don't mind, I don't care A motel room in my bed Put both door knobs on my side [Refrain] I go to bed soggy and forgetful Hopefully not waking up so fitfully [Chorus] Motels do that with rubber sheets So I can't sleep staring at my sheets Or crying on my sheets Or bleeding on the same