Hit and Miss Judy

Lyrics

Working at the bank and counting out the money for no thanks Going down the drain she's only got herself to blame Going round in circles arriving back at where she's coming from Life for Miss Judy surely can't be any fun She bends down and whispers things in your ear But Judy girl, that's not the kind of things I wanna hear Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy The world's only here for girls like you to be rude in it Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy Keep on trying, you're sure to fire off a direct hit Working all day for the pleasure of beholding a heaven on earth Life for Miss Judy's an endless succession of physical jerks Blown with all the elegant charm of a monogrammed handkerchief Judy stands serene in a palace of sin beyond her wildest dreams She bends down and whispers things in your ear But Judy girl, that's not the kind of things I wanna hear Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy The world's only here for girls like you to be rude in it Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy Keep on trying, you're sure to fire off a direct hit Sometimes she thinks she'll get away with it She might just hit the target But Judy girl, I wish you'd call it a day Oh, my darling you're so alarming She scares me to death With the effort of trying to be everybody's friend I see they've regrouped on the highway now And everyone involved is going round the bend But when Judy takes aim Then you won't be seeing anyone for miles and miles 'Cause if Judy hits the target, you're guaranteed to be paralysed And then she'll bend down and whisper things in your ear But Judy girl, that's not the kind of things I wanna hear Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy The world's only here for girls like you to be rude in it Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy Keep on trying, you're sure to fire off a direct hit