Murder Ballad

Lyrics

We kissed on the carpet Half-asleep If I buy you a couple shots Do you give half-off to me? The only guy I ever told Offered to beat him up But what good would that do? I bet he's pretty good at getting back up So I killed him instead With a baseball bat under my bed You won't see him again It's not a problem unless you say somethin' Porch smelled like givin' up The van tasted like cigarettes I called home from a curb and then Acted like we just went swimmin' But I killed him instead With a baseball bat under my bed You won't see him again It's not a problem unless you say somethin' I'm never goin' back to Texarkana So I killed him instead With a baseball bat under my bed You won't see him again It's not a problem unless you say somethin' I'm never goin' back to Texarkana