Wreckin Cru Blues

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I saw a freak with a lovely tan She said hello but sounded like a man She came by my house, I got kind of mad 'Cause I looked down there she had the same thing I had [Chorus] They got the blues Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues They got the blues Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues [Verse 2] I met a girl at a club She took my hand and gave my chest a rub I was doing real good, just thought I had it made Then the bartender told me that the girl had AIDS [Chorus] They got the blues Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues They got the blues Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues [Verse 3] I went to the rest room to relieve myself I sat down, I had to catch my breath I reached over by the side of the bowl But there wasn't any toilet paper on the roll [Chorus] They got the blues Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues They got the blues Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues [Verse 4] I was driving my car down the street I got pulled over by two mean police I was dressed real sharp and looking good But they still slammed my head on the dirty car hood [Chorus] They got the blues Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues They got the blues Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-oooh [Verse 5] Went to the station to buy some gas The man at the window started talking trash I wanted to slap him but what could I do From under the counter he pulled a chrome 32 [Chorus] They got the blues Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues They got the blues Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues [Verse 6] I won five grand on the lottery I felt real good, nothing could bother me I received my check, it was kind of short They kept 4999 for child support [Chorus] They got the blues Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues They got the blues Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues [Verse 7] I was leaving town on a plane They said it was a hijack and I thought it was a game I was calm and cool without a doubt Until they told me that they pushed the damn pilot out [Chorus] They got the blues Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues They got the blues Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues [Verse 8] We were in concert the other day The Cru was jamming, the crowd was in a rage We were rocking hard and cuttin' the rug The next thing I knew somebody kicked out the plug [Chorus] They got the blues Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues They got the blues Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-oooh