(Horney) Computer

Lyrics

[Intro] Computer (Horny) computer (Horny) computer (Horny) computer (Horny) computer (Horny) computer (Horny) computer (Horny) computer (Horny) computer [Verse 1] I sit here each and every day I really want to go out to play I play in the stands, from the attic to the cellar My only friend is an automatic teller I solve the problems of the world But I can't even find a decent girl [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a horny computer I'm a horny computer 'Cause I'm a horny computer I'm a horny computer [Verse 2] I help the airlines, plan your trips But all they feed me are microchips I control inner and outer space I even control the human race I keep the country safe and free But my body never thinks too freely [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a horny computer (Ahh) Yes, I'm a horny computer (Ahh) 'Cause I'm a horny computer (Ahh) Yes, I'm a horny computer (Ahh) [Verse 3] Sexy, sexy, and ready to show me That all the systems are ready to go I desire a woman to insert Some input to my output that's been overworked Lonely and sad, and it's really a shame I better get a freak before I go insane [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a horny computer (Ahh) Yes, I'm a horny computer (Ahh) 'Cause I'm a horny computer (Ahh) Yes, I'm a horny computer (Ahh) [Scatting] [Refrain] (Horny) computer (Horny) computer (Horny) computer (Horny) computer (Horny) computer (Horny) computer (Horny) computer (Horny) computer [Verse 4] Find me a freak to release me from this cage I want a girl before I bust into a rage Young sexy thing with the juice to set me free To turn me loose and release my energy Must satisfy my one and only wish I desire a girl with an electric kiss To step inside my memory bank And for this gift, it's you I'll thank [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a horny computer (Ahh, ahh) Yes, I'm a horny computer (Ahh, ahh) 'Cause I'm a horny computer (Ahh, ahh) Yes, I'm a horny computer (Ahh, ahh) [Bridge] Does not compute [Outro] Does that compute? (Uh, uh, uhh)