Lyrics

[Verse 1] You sent a Christmas card To my parents I get nothing I get nothing [Chorus] You could have at least sent something mean Saying how happy you have been You could have at least sent something cruel To cut out the guessing [Verse 2] I had an evil plan To send you a Collage of letters That you wrote I didn't [Chorus] I should have at least sent something mean To show how pathetic I have been I should have at least sent something cruel To show how I miss you [Bridge] Ooh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Ooh, oh, oh [Verse 3] I've analyzed what this could mean It only means just one thing I've analyzed what this could mean It only means just one thing