Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off

Lyrics

You say eether and I say eyether You say neether and I say nyther; Eether, eyether, neether, nyther Let's call the whole thing off! You like potato and I like potahto You like tomato and I like tomahto; Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto! Let's call the whole thing off! But oh! If we call the whole thing off Then we must part And oh! If we ever part Then that might break my heart! So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas For we know we need each other So we better call the calling off off Let's call the whole thing off! You say laughter and I say lawfter You say after and I say awfter; Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter Let's call the whole thing off! You like vanilla and I like vanella You, sa's'parilla and I sa's'parella; Vanilla, vanella, Choc'late, strawb'ry! Let's call the whole thing off! But oh! If we call the whole thing off Then we must part And oh! If we ever part Then that might break my heart! So, if you go for oysters and I go for ersters I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters For we know we need each other So we better call the calling off off! Let's call the whole thing off