I’d Have to Be Crazy

Lyrics

I'd have to be crazy To stop all my singing And never play music again You'd call me a fool If I grabbed up the top hat And ran out to flag down the wind I'd have to be weird To grow me a beard Just to see what the rednecks would do But I'd have to be crazy Plum out of my mind To fall out of love with you I know I've done weird things I told people I heard things When silence was all abounds Been days when it pleased me To be on my knees Following ants As they crawl across the ground Been insane on a train But I'm still me again In a place where I hold you is true So I know I'm alright Cause I'd have to be crazy To fall out of love with you You know I And I don't intend to But should there come a day When I say that I don't love you You can lock me away ay ay I sure would be dingy To live in an envelope Waiting along for a stamp You'd swear I was loco To rub for a genie While burning my hand on the lamp And I may not be normal But nobody is So I'd like to say before I'm through I'd have to be crazy Plum out of my mind To fall out of love with you I'd have to be crazy Plum out of my mind To fall out of love with you